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I've compiled some rules for people who use the office photocopier. Following these rules will make sure everyone using the copier has a positive experience.

• If you load special paper for a copy run, it's okay to leave the leftovers in the tray. People like their documents to be copied onto multiple colours or paper types.
• Those warnings on transparencies and paper that read, "NOT FOR USE IN PHOTOCOPIERS" are just a ploy to extort more money out of you. Inkjet paper and transparencies are safe to use in any copier.
• Sometimes a lot of force is necessary to close the paper drawers. If you encounter resistance while trying to close a drawer, just push harder. Sometimes a kick works, too.
• Staples, paperclips, etc., will go through a copier no problem. In fact, if you want your copies stapled, most copiers require the original to be stapled as well.
• The glass top of a copier will easily support the weight of two people without breaking.
• The black dust you might find on or around the copier is used to lubricate the moving parts inside the machine. It is highly corrosive. If you happen to get some on you, the best way to get it off is with lots of hot water and vigorous scrubbing.
• If the machine should stop working, walk away. Don't attempt to diagnose the problem, and whatever you do, don't tell a soul. The next person to come along to use the machine will appreciate the interesting surprise you've left them. To make it even more exciting, if you can, pull out a part and take it with you.